#Feeding fry
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#damn he’s huge#he looked smaller before#weird horse#he’s like as tall as me#wtf#i shouldn’t#have given him a French fry#French fry#mr french fry#weird dog series#mesozoic#pterosaur#lacusovagus#don’t feed wild animals#especially#pterosaurs#paleoblr#paleoart#palaeontology#cretaceous#crato formation#chaoyangopteridae#azhadarchid#azhdarchoid
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Machine, you are telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#it's shrimply not possible#how would you fry something underwater#headcanon that he cant cook for shit#a shrimp would do better#feeding him rice 1 grain at a time through his stupid helmet holes (yes i know they arent actually holes)#i just like to pretend they are holes. so i can put a straw in there#and also for blood to leak out of#can never have too many holes
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naw whos the crusty ass bitch who thinks its cute to take my ocs cause what is this
#''dergu zerghed'' thats the sound youll make after i hit u over the head with a mf frying pan#jk i just fukkin reported it man im so tired#even moreso they did enough digging to find the one where i threw freckles on him for an obscure ask like biiitch?????#got a comment on twitter abt how someone loved this character on spicychat and found more art of him and i immediately was out for blood#idc abt the cod fanart being thown all over every website i knew what i was getting into with that shit but my ocs#?#you take my oc my heart n soul ive been building for 10+ years slap some dumbfuck name on him and feed him thru a Fucking AI machine#thats whats rlly boiling my blood tbh fukkin selfish behavior#i went to investigate and i was on a waitlist for it im gunna kmssssss#i am once again plagued with the frustration of the major disconnect of people going 'oh yeah ai bad >:(''#yet falling for every single ai trap there is like some stupidass koala#now my character done been sacrificed to The Machine bc mfs too goddamn lazy to make real friends to rp with#aight the ugly bitch is tryin to take the wheel i gotta stfu
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(what if i put my oc as) agent 4, with new agent 3
#i like to think spritz already feeding little fry sometimes when he found him wandering around town for food; without knowing whose he is#and so when new agent 3 is made official; little fry be like heY! i know this guy!#splatoon#splatoon 3#agent 3#agent 4#spritz#agent 8#captain 3#neo agent 3#new agent 3#little buddy#small fry#fanart#agent 24#delusioning agent 4 teaching the ropes to new agent 3#well spritz was inkopolis boi but then he moves to splatville so it's a bit fitting#splatoon 2#my headcanon keeps jumbling with each other#i need to replace some with new ones
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could i pretty please have more of deathflower (petunia and bellatrix ship name in MY little schizophrenic world) and how does barty accommodate evan's weird eating habits. like if theyre at a resteraunt... or subway, or taco bell or mcdonalds
i'm looping jen @quillkiller in on this one. bellatrix/petunia could be sooo erotic in a La Belle et la Bête (1946 dir. jean cocteau) way, where this buttoned-up neurotic pale-pink housewife is corrupted by this shameless bloody avatar of unfettered magical power.
bella is wild-eyed, and wild-haired, and centuries of dynastic magical cruelty are alive in her veins— but petunia is JUST as mean. petunia is surprisingly resolute, and iron-willed, and can stare her down (in her neat little apron) and tell this rabid woman to HEEL. it's howl's moving castle. it's bluebeard and his doomed bride. perhaps because petunia is an outsider, she doesn't know that she's supposed to be afraid in the first place.
also just picture BELLATRIX LESTRANGE getting her hand swatted by her pinch-faced wife's wooden cooking spoon. "it's still hot," petunia is griping. bella has never been more fascinated in her life.
#a#OHHH THIS IS GOOD. FUCK#also re: your other question. everyone loves asking about ev's eating habits but they're so straightforward to me#evan is sitting in that Burger King & ordering a plain burger bun and a cup of lettuce. and he's eating his rabbit food quietly#while barty houses a deluxe combo right across from him. and perhaps feeds him a fry
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I am very happy that I learned to make Kung Pao Chicken!!! It's very easy to make and it's delicious 😋 😊 I love this dish!! 😍💜 It's, also, very healthy and it doesn't cost a lot to make. I think that I need to eat some more right now. Bon appétit!!!
#Kung pao chicken#Chinese food#homemade#cooking is love#i love cooking#delicious#easy#inexpensive#fun to make#more fun to eat#wok#love#happiness#thank you#sharing#joy#bon appétit#mmmmmmmm#healthy#make enough to share#feed everyone#cooking#food#stir frying#happy
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Don’t smoke weed with derek danforth. He ended up crying on my lap while I hand fed him McDonald’s fry’s
#josh hutcherson#all he did was cry about him not being able to find his nose and wanted me to feed him McDonald’s fry’s#he just fell into my lap and was like:#‘mcbondles… I want mcgondles…’#then cryed more
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Discus are almost the only species of fish that feeds fry with a special skin secretion. Therefore, the first days of life, the fry swim near their parents.
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When I realize anew every week that I’m not going to be rewarded for overextending myself at a job that doesn’t give me benefits or a trajectory for career advancement, that everyone else who I’ve met that works this job recognized this and put limits on their availability from the start, and that I won’t be attacked and killed for doing the same
#unfortunately I have a giant neon billboard in my head that says IF YOU’RE CONSIDERED USELESS NO ONE WILL FEED YOU ANYMORE#and it’s the psychic equivalent of hitting myself in the head with a frying pan until I forget all my realizations about what it means#to live a full and healthy life
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just got into an argument with mum about whether or not she ahould season the dogs food? So it won’t be bland!?? Add a bit of salt and pepper???
she cooked a literal stir fry for Zoe yesterday what the hell. In a wok!! I can literally eat that!! Honestly I might just to prove a point
#Ok it wasn’t literally a stir fry but it had chicken and cauliflower and rice (I think) in it#Like I could literally eat that#That is a human meal#Like yeah I get it feed your dog nutritious foods#Nothing wrong with a raw egg#rice and meat#BUT SHE COOKED IT LIKE A STIR FRY#this isn’t complaining btw this is incredibly funny to me#Rambling#pets#zoe#my dog#Zoe is my dog btw
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craving. really specifically. fried zucchini. someone come over and help me prep fried zucchini its too much work to do for just myself..............................
#its really not but ive convinced myself frying stuff is arduous and ill never do it lol#need someone to feed fried zucchini to so i can eat fried zucchini
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#don’t feed wild animals#mr french fry#keeps bothering me and my family#i’m in danger#help#please please please#uh oh#weird#weird horse#weird dog series#lacusovagus#azhadarchid#azhdarchoid#chaoyangopteridae#chaoyangopterid#pterosaur#Mesozoic#cretaceous#early cretaceous#crato formation#avemetatarsalia
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erha book 4 cover was revealed!!! (inhales)
((incoherent) thoughts in tags)
#I CANT LOOK AT IT#I CANT LOOK AT IT ITS TOO BRIGHT#also the yellow book joke lmao#ID LINK IT BUT IDK HOW TWT LINKS WORK ANYMORE#I CANT LOOK AT IT I CANT I CANT I CANT#buzz#erha#2ha#the husky and his white cat shizun#ranwan#FEEDING US SO GODDAMN WELL ST I SWEAR TO GOD#THEIR HANDS THE NECKLACES MAKING A LITTLE HEART#THE DOG AND THE CAT ON OPPOSITE SIDES#THEYRE WALKINF DOWN THE STWPS TOGETHED#THEYRE TOGWTHED THEYRE TOGETHER THEYRE TOGWTHRR#IM HYPERVENTILATING CRYINF EXPLODING EVEN DUING ON THE FLOOR DEAD AND PERISHED OH MY GOD#MO RANS QHITE OUTFIT CALL ME LUO BINGHE THE WAY IM GOING TO BE FRYING ABT THIS FOE THE NEXT MONTH#IM DEAD AND PERISHED AND CRYING AND CRYING AND CRYING MORE#MY FAVORITE ARCS IN THE SERIES SOME OF TJEM ANYWAY OM GOING TO DIE IM GOING TO DIE IM G#THE NEXT BOOK IS PROBABLY GONNA HAV WTHW CONFESSION SCENE AGAIN IM HOING TO DIE PERISH DIE AND DIE AGAIN#I CANT SLEEP OM CRYING TOO HARD IM GONNA PERISH#coughs :) so normal abt this btw#kind of spoilers but not Really!!!#jus tin case#erha spoilers#2ha spoilers#in the TAGS.#also the cover. so. waves hand#s.SO NORMAL ABT THIS#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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one day i'll have a kitchen big enough to make pierogi in again. i need this
#peter posts#possessed by a massive craving. specifically for my great-great aunt's. i don't know the word#when you take the potato filling and the dough scraps leftover & combine them into little discs & fry them?#i have about 2 sq ft of counter space all told so it's not enough for the family recipe meant to feed a small army
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my fuckass subconscious, noting the smallest hint of someone being annoyed with me: shhh... do not fret... they hate you.. go sit in a ditch and eat dirt until you die me: oh my god they do
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// in the 1930's, having a larger figure was considered a sign of wealth because people were starving during the great depression
anyway, alastor has broke boy physique 😭
#// local alastor feeds the people around him as a love language partly bc of his experience with food insecurity!!#i love you. please eat. no ketchup sandwiches today. no attempts at stir frying grass. i love you. i made venison. i roasted vegetables.#it's all seasoned. i made a lot. have seconds. have thirds. take some home. i love you.#mun post.#ask 2 tag idk what to tag as if necessary
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